Totally revamped my iTunes. Tomorrow: syncing the iPod (provided its ancient ass doesn’t die).
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
Street harassment is not a compliment.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
OMG this goes out to my crazy-ass coworker, who says that women should all have long hair because it looks feminine and traditional and makes men happy. Made me want to take clippers to my head right then and there.
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you