lazy radical
Goodnight.

Totally revamped my iTunes. Tomorrow: syncing the iPod (provided its ancient ass doesn’t die).

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

‘No man, publicly elected or appointed, shall make any law, regulation or statue concerning women’s reproductive organs, reproductive process or access to services thereof.’
pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

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corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

OMG this goes out to my crazy-ass coworker, who says that women should all have long hair because it looks feminine and traditional and makes men happy. Made me want to take clippers to my head right then and there.

mereperf:

man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you