May 2013
Going to hang out with my mom… whee!
“If giving bad intelligence about a terrorist attack for a few days is a scandal....”
– LOLGOP (via samuraifuckingfrog)
Nah…that would never happen.
(via skepticalavenger)
KERMIT GOSNELL WAS NOT WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD!
factualfeminist:
I REPEAT:
KERMIT GOSNELL WAS NOT WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD!
KERMIT GOSNELL WAS NOT WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD!
KERMIT GOSNELL WAS NOT WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD!
KERMIT GOSNELL WAS NOT WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD!
He was a monster who killed living breathing babies. He is a murderer, not a real abortion doctor. In pennsylvania, it is illegal to perform an abortion after 12 weeks. He...
aithne:
What Happened To That Thing, I Just Fucking Had It In My Hand, an autobiography by me
When someone asks me if I'm afraid of never...
myfriendsaremarried:
and I’m like…
pegthepatriarchy:
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
“The people who killed ACORN and tried to kill Planned Parenthood and PBS now say...”
– John Fugelsang (via samuraifuckingfrog)
I don’t think it’s right if the IRS targeted teabagger groups, but I also have zero sympathy for their plight.
“It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad.”
– Emily Haines (via westorientality)
All the Republicans calling for Obama's...
kileyrae:
You do realize that means President Biden, right?
Goodnight.
I know, it’s only 9:30, but work was busy today and I’m surfing the crimson wave and I’m therefore exhausted.
parkwaydriive:
reasons to date me
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yourtrashgold:
I can sum up adulthood in 9 words: Getting out of bed when you don’t want to.
When my coworkers leave early to pick up their...
myfriendsaremarried:
OH SWEET BABY SAGAN THIS IS MY LIFE
#702
girlvswhale:
I don’t think about you in the morning anymore. I no longer daydream about you when I fall asleep. Afternoons pass and I sometimes forget your name, the sun sets and you are just a wisp of smoke against the back of my neck.
I’ve come to realize it is safer to not think about things I can’t have— safer to stop dreaming about people whose hearts are so very far from mine.
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Goodnight.
In addition to the essentials, at Target today I picked up some sparkly topcoat and some new nail decals. Whee!
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gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
Charges dropped against Florida teen over amateur... →
girlargueswithtree:
duelswords:
lostintrafficlights:
The 16-year-old high school student who was arrested after causing a small explosion on school grounds will not be charged with a crime.
GOOD.
Thank god!
GOOD
“I’m not ‘pro-abortion,’ that’s the very one clear thing I want you to...”
– Dr. Leroy Carhart, an abortion provider based in Wichita, Kansas. Listen to the CNN profile of him here. (via rhrealitycheck)
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I was shopping at Target and this lady walked by and said “nice shoes” but because my hearing is mildly impaired, I didn’t understand her right away and when my brain finally decoded the sounds and I turned to thank her, she was gone. :(
Goodnight.
The weekend was not long enough.
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
copslay:
oh man im nearly out of toilet pap-
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