lazy radical

stubbernlove said: best thing I have read all day. Thank you. I have my moments!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:01:07 -0400

stubbernlove said: best thing I have read all day.

Thank you. I have my moments!

pachylover: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:55:44 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

I wish they just said “goodbye, I’m gone”. It’s more like they trash your apartment, set fire to your dog and stomp out in stilettos ruining your floors. Only to come back and do it all over again next month!!

^^^Best description of monthly agony ever^^^

ghostgif: queensimia: kittea-cat: YES HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:51:34 -0400

ghostgif:

queensimia:

kittea-cat:

YES HELLO

YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ALL THE CARROTS

THANK YOU

Man, these dust bunnies are getting out of control.

idk which comment is better

I HAVE THAT PHONE AT WORK WHY DID IT NOT COME WITH A BUNNY

cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:28 -0400

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

truebluemeandyou: DIY Cheap and Easy Knitting Needles Yarn...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:41:37 -0400

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Cheap and Easy Knitting Needles Yarn Necklace Tutorial from Think Crafts here. Yarn wrapped bead and toothpicks. Beyond easy tutorial for this necklace. First seen at Dollar Store Crafts here.

OMG I NEED TO MAKE THIS

valerieparker: writers-bloc: Never drop a book in the bath...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:55 -0400

valerieparker:

writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.

that eight year old is the chosen one

SWEET BABY SAGAN

OM NOM NOM NOM SHOULDER

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:38:32 -0400

OM NOM NOM NOM SHOULDER

iheartfrenchi: petition for you to not

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:35:58 -0400

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:32:19 -0400

getoutoftherecat: yeahwriters: Today my cat was sleeping on my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:27:17 -0400

getoutoftherecat:

yeahwriters:

Today my cat was sleeping on my pillow while I made my bed. So I made my bed around her.

you just built her a fort that was probably her plan all along

When my friend posts a facebook status about marrying her best friend

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:24:17 -0400

myfriendsaremarried:

Because if you have to say it every week, it’s not your friends list that you’re trying to convince…

"Every night I look up at the freckled sky and fall in love with the universe all over again. I will..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:23 -0400

“Every night I look up at the freckled sky and fall in love with the universe all over again. I will be counting the stars for the rest of my life.”

- (via wordsthat-speak)

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:12:59 -0400

zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:26 -0400

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:02:04 -0400

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

fwb: makes a suggestive remark about shaving pubic hair into shapes

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:47:04 -0400

fwb: *makes a suggestive remark about shaving pubic hair into shapes*
me: No, I will not let you shave it into a tiny piñata.
fwb: Tiny Mayan figure?
me: No. I want all nations to feel welcome.

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:36:17 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

liquorandlife: This is fantastic

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:33:24 -0400

liquorandlife:

This is fantastic

caffeinatedfeminist: brethewriter: tinaphetamine: ladysuilenro...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:30:24 -0400

caffeinatedfeminist:

brethewriter:

tinaphetamine:

ladysuilenroc:

restlesslyaspiring:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

Sea Pancake out! Oh god, I can’t even

INFORMERCIAL SEA CREATURES!

I CAN’T STOP WATCHING…

KEEP TRYING, SEA PANCAKE!

shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:09:50 -0400

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.